I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!' Fun Fact: There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than there are atoms in the observable universe. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Scan for seamless access! Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. Scanning made simple. Try it now! Embrace mobile convenience. Scan and log in! Fun Fact: Honeybees can recognize human faces. Learning is better with friends like you! Get ready to have some fun learning! High five! Let's start learning. Why don't scientists trust stairs? Because they're always up to something. Join the Learning Revolution Fun Fact: A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance.' Fun Fact: The Eiffel Tower can be 15 cm taller during the summer due to the expansion of the iron in the heat. Fun Fact: The shortest war in history was between Britain and Zanzibar on August 27, 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. Fun Fact: Some cats are allergic to humans. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish. Open the Door to Success Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. Fun Fact: The unicorn is Scotland's national animal. Revolutionize Your Learning Journey Fun Fact: Octopuses are masters of camouflage and can change both their color and texture to match their surroundings. Fun Fact: The world's largest desert is not the Sahara, but Antarctica. It's the driest and windiest continent. How do you organize a space party? You planet! Welcome back, smarty pants! The Future of Education is Here Unlock Your Potential with Us Fun Fact: The average person will spend six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green. Transform Your Learning Experience Fun Fact: The world's oldest known recipe is for beer and dates back over 4,000 years. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it! What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Go mobile! Scan to log in! Your Gateway to Knowledge Innovative Learning at Your Fingertips Welcome back, knowledge seeker! Scan, Tap, and Explore! Get your learning on, let's go! Learn, Grow, Succeed Quick and easy login. Just scan! I started a band called 1023 Megabytes. We haven't gotten a gig yet. Fun Fact: The largest known snowflake measured 15 inches wide and 8 inches thick. Fun Fact: Octopuses have three hearts. Two pump blood to the gills, while the third pumps it to the rest of the body. Unlock with a Scan! Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Let's make some brain gains! Unleash Your Inner Genius Fun Fact: There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than there are atoms in the observable universe. Empowering Minds Everywhere Learning Made Effortless Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! I told my computer I needed a break, and it replied, 'I'll compute back later.' Come on in, let's learn something new! Fun Fact: Bananas are berries, but strawberries aren't. Mobile-friendly login. Scan the code! I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Empower Your Mind Get mobile-ready! Scan the code to access. Elevate Your Learning Experience Fun Fact: The smell of freshly-cut grass is actually a plant distress call. Fun Fact: Honey never spoils. Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3,000 years old and still perfectly edible. Happy learning, friend! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. Fun Fact: Cows have best friends and can become stressed when separated from them. Let's dive in and explore together! Mobile magic! Scan to get started! What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved! Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! Explore Endless Possibilities