Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Fun Fact: The average person will spend six months of their life waiting for red lights to turn green. Scan, Tap, and Explore! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Innovative Learning at Your Fingertips Fun Fact: Cows have best friends and can become stressed when separated from them. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. Your Gateway to Knowledge Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!' Fun Fact: The world's oldest known recipe is for beer and dates back over 4,000 years. Unleash Your Inner Genius Let's dive in and explore together! What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Embrace mobile convenience. Scan and log in! What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Fun Fact: The shortest war in history was between Britain and Zanzibar on August 27, 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. Fun Fact: Honey never spoils. Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3,000 years old and still perfectly edible. Quick and easy login. Just scan! Fun Fact: There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than there are atoms in the observable universe. Get ready to have some fun learning! What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! I told my computer I needed a break, and it replied, 'I'll compute back later.' How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. Join the Learning Revolution Fun Fact: There are more possible iterations of a game of chess than there are atoms in the observable universe. Fun Fact: Bananas are berries, but strawberries aren't. How do you organize a space party? You planet! Elevate Your Learning Experience Open the Door to Success Fun Fact: A group of flamingos is called a 'flamboyance.' What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! Fun Fact: The Eiffel Tower can be 15 cm taller during the summer due to the expansion of the iron in the heat. Come on in, let's learn something new! Learning Made Effortless Fun Fact: The largest known snowflake measured 15 inches wide and 8 inches thick. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me. Fun Fact: Honeybees can recognize human faces. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved! Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! High five! Let's start learning. Get mobile-ready! Scan the code to access. Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish. Let's make some brain gains! Mobile-friendly login. Scan the code! Fun Fact: The unicorn is Scotland's national animal. Welcome back, smarty pants! Explore Endless Possibilities Mobile magic! Scan to get started! Transform Your Learning Experience Learn, Grow, Succeed Get your learning on, let's go! Empowering Minds Everywhere Unlock Your Potential with Us Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Happy learning, friend! Learning is better with friends like you! Go mobile! Scan to log in! Revolutionize Your Learning Journey Empower Your Mind Welcome back, knowledge seeker! Scan for seamless access! Fun Fact: Octopuses have three hearts. Two pump blood to the gills, while the third pumps it to the rest of the body. I started a band called 1023 Megabytes. We haven't gotten a gig yet. Fun Fact: Octopuses are masters of camouflage and can change both their color and texture to match their surroundings. Fun Fact: The smell of freshly-cut grass is actually a plant distress call. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. Fun Fact: Some cats are allergic to humans. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. Unlock with a Scan! Scanning made simple. Try it now! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Why don't scientists trust stairs? Because they're always up to something. The Future of Education is Here Fun Fact: The world's largest desert is not the Sahara, but Antarctica. It's the driest and windiest continent. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!